| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
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