| Acronym | Meaning |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |