| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
![](file.png) | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
![](file.png) | LOL | Little Old Lady |
![](file.png) | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
![](file.png) | BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
![](file.png) | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
![](file.png) | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
![](file.png) | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
![](file.png) | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
![](file.png) | SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |