| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
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