| Acronym | Meaning |
 | B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
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