| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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