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Acronym: CTS


Category: Medical Acronyms (Slang)

Meaning / Stands for:

Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died)






Other acronyms from this category


 Acronym Meaning
PPPumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up
JPFROGJust Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc)
AMYOYOAlright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care)
DFDude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury
NQRNot Quite Right
HSTHigh Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed
P4PPenicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge)
BSSBilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation
UPFUn-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen)
TFTBToo Fat To Breathe

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