| Acronym | Meaning |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |