| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
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