| Acronym | Meaning |
 | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
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