| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
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