| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
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