| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
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