| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
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