| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
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