| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
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