| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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