| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
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