| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
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