| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | GORK | God Only Really Knows |
![](file.png) | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
![](file.png) | SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
![](file.png) | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
![](file.png) | FOB | Found On Bench |
![](file.png) | SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
![](file.png) | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
![](file.png) | FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
![](file.png) | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
![](file.png) | CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |