| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
![](file.png) | GLM | Good Looking Mum |
![](file.png) | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
![](file.png) | APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
![](file.png) | SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
![](file.png) | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
![](file.png) | FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
![](file.png) | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
![](file.png) | ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
![](file.png) | KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |