| Acronym | Meaning |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |