| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
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