| Acronym | Meaning |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |