| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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