| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
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