| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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