| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
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