| Acronym | Meaning |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |