| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
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