| Acronym | Meaning |
 | QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
 | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
 | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
 | CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
 | FD | F*cking Drunk |
 | CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |