| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
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