| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
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