| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
 | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
 | IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
 | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
 | DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
 | HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
 | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |