| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
Browse by Letter:
