| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |