| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |