| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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