| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
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