| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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