| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
![](file.png) | CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
![](file.png) | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
![](file.png) | DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
![](file.png) | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
![](file.png) | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
![](file.png) | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
![](file.png) | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
![](file.png) | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
![](file.png) | SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |