| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
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