| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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