| Acronym | Meaning |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |