| Acronym | Meaning |
| TIVP | Totally Innocent Victim Of A Party |
| GUT | Grand Unification Theory |
| JANUS | Joint Academic Network Using Satellites (UK) - Joint Army Navy Uniform Simulation -Joint Army-Navy Staff - Just ANother Useless Simulation (Note: The U.S. Army Janus Simulation Is Not An Acronym) |
| CUPS | Common Unix Printing System |
| TRU | Transuranic |
| FSH | Follicle Stimulating Hormone |
| JFLCC | Joint Force Land Component Commander |
| BATBYGOBSTOPL | Buying A Ticket Before You Get On Board Saves Time Or Problems Later |
| NGIC | National Ground Intelligence Center (Injick) |
| TFR | Total Fertility Rate |