| Acronym | Meaning |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| GFAG | Go F*ck A Goat |