| Acronym | Meaning |
| RTI | Read The Instructions |
| IHTFP | I Hate This F*cking Place |
| BARB | Buy Abroad But Rent In Britain |
| MUBAR | Messed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| PSO | Product Superior To Operator |
| NNCIMINTFZ | Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |