| Acronym | Meaning |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is A Load Of Bollocks |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| SDK | Scottie Doesn't Know (reference To Star Trek |
| FUBB | F*cked Up Beyond Belief |
| BJ | Blow Job |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person In Office |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |