| Acronym | Meaning |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone Service |
| DASD | Direct Access Storage Device |
| BIOS | Basic Input/Output System |
| VDSL | Very High Bit Rate DSL |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor, Laughing |
| HDML | Handheld Device Markup Language |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| USB | Universal Serial Bus |
| DOS | Denial-of-Service |
| PICNIC | Problem In Chair, Not In Computer |