| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
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