| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |