| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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