| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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