| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
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