| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |