| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
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