| Acronym | Meaning |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |