| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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