| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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