| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
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