| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |