| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
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