| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
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