| Acronym | Meaning |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |