| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
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