| Acronym | Meaning |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |