| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
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