| Acronym | Meaning |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |