| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |