| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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